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“NEEDZ MOAR NINJI”
—ChaosNinji

Underneath of his cloak and armor, ChaosNinji is shown to be a gray Ninji with a black Mario hat.

Ninji's appearance under the cloak and armor.

ChaosNinji is an extremely inactive MarioWiki User that can be often found in the chatroom or on the forums, where he was promoted to Moderator. ChaosNinji used to be a back-up operator in the Chatroom (but has since been demoted) and used to be a Bureaucrat and Steward of Userpedia (although in the new Userpedia he hasn't even joined). He has only been shown being active on the Userpedia and MarioWiki forums and once in a while is seen in chat.

He has made several appearances in comics, such as Server's End, Master Wikians, MarioWiki Clash and Friday Night Live.

History

An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Ninji aka "Fighting Jack Ninji" aka "Chaos Ninji" was basically the craziest motherfucker in the whole damn war.

He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Ninji carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.

Ninji and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Ninji.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

Personality

Please say what you think of Ninji here.

• "Chaos Ninji is funny, cool, and serious, but not too serious. It doesn't take much to make him lose his cool, though. - Master Lucario
• "ChaosNinji is one cool guy. He really get on my nerves sometimes though." - HyperToad
• "Most of the time, the four words I'd use to describe ChaosNinji would be one-three-three-seven." - GreenKoopa
• "Sometimes serious, he's not bad. He's a true friend." - MegaMario9910
• "I just started, and I think chaos is cool already" - Slucario
• "Chaos is a good dude, but sometimes acts too quickly. Brings to mind the Spam Vault incident." - Pikdude
• "Ninji is an awesome sysop who may as well be the best around. I also agree with Pikdude." - Glitz Hawk
• "NEEDZ MOAR NINJI! :P A Good Friend and a Crazy Brawler/Racer :D." - Super-Yoshi
• "One totally awesome dude. Even though we don't talk much, I still think highly of him. ALL HAIL THE MIGHT BUREAUCRAT! o:" - Stooben Rooben
• "He's cool, nice, AND A 'CRAT!!!" - Toadette 4evur
• "He has bullsh-t powers, so he is my sworn enemy. I'll get you one day, you b-stard." - Black Hole Sun
• "Well... Ninji is cool... he's Ninjiness owns all. But seriously, Ninji owns all, even me. And I have never seen him blow his fuse!!! DP is right as well. Talk more in query!!!" - MarioBros777
• "Cool guy." - SvS
• " HE CHAOTIC!!!" Kingbowser99
• "CN=1337." - Henrydamoose
• Me and my team will assassinate him one day. Toadbert101
• troll - Moofle
• I used to think he was a jackass. Then I found out that I was the real jackass. - KP Blue
• he's meh - Toto

Gallery

ChaosNinji BuddyPoke! styled

Quotes

“Is that so? O_o”
—ChaosNinji

“That's no Ninji!”
—Peachycakes 3.14

“You deserve a Nobel Prize in being an idiot.”
—ChaosNinji

“...If name changing is a fad, then so is posting. Everyone does that. Look, you guys obviously aren't on a lot of forums. Name changes happen often, and no one really cares who gets what name unless you make it, like "God". No one likes to see God posting on their forums.”
—ChaosNinji

“Banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban”
—ChaosNinji