Toadbert (species)

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Toadberts are a race of humanoid creatures that are actually made of sugar crisp. There is an infinite amount of Toadberts, and they are classified with a number on the end of their name.

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Races

Whole

The most common kind, Toadbert's with whole numbers on the end. They are the mascot of the species and are often thought of when "Toadbert" is said.

Notable Toadberts:

Decimal

A sort of "extension" to the Whole Race. Decimal Toadberts appear much like Whole Toadberts, but are usually shorter.

Notable Toadberts:

  • Toadbert.05
  • Toadbert.125
  • Toadbert5.25

Fractal

Fractal Toadbert's are sort of "clones" of certain Decimal Toadberts and Irrational Toadberts.

Notable Toadberts:

  • Toadbert1/2 (not to be confused with Toadbert.5)
  • Toadbert2/3 (not to be confused with Toadbert.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666)
  • Toadbert4/5 (not to be confused with Toadbert.8)


Irrational

Irrational Toadberts are generally insane, and can never stop saying their assigned number. Many appear as Fractal Toadberts.

Notable Toadberts:

  • Toadbert1/9 (0.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111)
  • Toadbertπ
  • Toadbert23/99

Hexadecimal

Hexadecimal Toadberts are a more advanced race from the other Toadberts. They specialize in making paint, because they're good with colors.

Notable Toadberts:

  • ToadbertFF
  • ToadbertA932EB2
  • ToadbertA130

Octal

Octal Toadberts are sort of "Amish Toadberts". They are a little behind the times.

Notable Toadberts:

  • Toadbert7777
  • Toadbert1765
  • Toadbert16023

Binary

A very uncivilized group, Binary Toadberts are much like cavemen.

Notable Toadberts:

  • Toadbert101 (Not to be confused with his Whole counterpart)
  • Toadbert10000101101
  • Toadbert1010101000010101111010

Negative

Negatvie Toadbert's live on their own island, away from the Postive Races. It is believed that space not taken up by normal Toadberts would be negative, and the space they take up postive. So for Negative Toadberts, the space they'd normally take up would be empty, and the space they'd normally not take up would be taken up. This is lead to believe that Negative Toadberts are very obese. As it turns out, they look like normal Whole Toadberts with inverted colors.

Notable Toadberts:

  • Toadbert-4
  • Toadbert-8
  • Toadbert-15
  • Toadbert-16
  • Toadbert-23
  • Toadbert-42
  • Toadbert-108
  • Toadbert-7418880

History

No one really knows how Toadbert's first came to be, but what is known is that Whole Toadberts came first. Since there was infinite numbers of them, only about 500 could live only the island they were on, so they banished the really high number's the lost islands. Toadbert48372994826184 vowed revenge for this, but reluctantly went.