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Chibizombie

After he became 14 he desided to become a member of the Super Mario Wiki. He knew many would think he was the nintendo version of frankenstein so he studied with a mage known as cloud of the waffle section of kingdom hearts. He learned how to transform into anything he wanted in the process... he died so he is now a ghost/zombie in the shape of something. his favorite things to become is a waffle,a typhlosion, and a sonic style he...

(of course he desided that. -- Xpike the hedgehog )

Dark Fire

The contininent, called "Wiki" after the famous wiki editors there, has a town. The town, called Leet Town after the internet slang of the famous wiki editors there, had many homs in it. One of them belonged to someone named Three Dejong... 3dejong, 3D to his friends, sat down with a cup of hot chocolate and sipped it happily. Ah, it was winter. The snow was falling outside when he heard the doorbell. 3D got up and opened it. Stnding there were several of his neighbors: Xzelion, Murzon, Wayoshi, and Beanbean. Xzelion was human, and wore odd purple clothes that were remniscient of a certain plumber. Murzon was a small, hooded creature who wore an odd gas-mask thing on his face. Wayoshi was a yoshi, and helped run the wiki. Beanbean was an ordinary girl, except for the fact that she had green skin. Her brother Plumber was currently out throwing Stun Bob Ombs at Goombas. "We got trouble," said Xzelion. "What?" said 3D. "Trolls," said Wayoshi. "three of 'em. They say they want to negotiate." "Negotiate?" said 3D. Trolls, the sworn enemy of the Wikians, never negotiated. "All right," he said. "Lead the way." They headed to the Great Gate, where the trolls were waiting. One was a little girl who appeared to be possessed with a Dark Power. Another was a strange sphere who was changing what he was riding on from Wheels, to Wartank, to Wario, and back again. And the last was a tree creature. "Hello," said the girl in an obnoxious high-pitched voice. "I'm Peachy. The round fellow is name Willy on Wheels-" (here Willy changed what he was riding on to Wartank) "-no, now he's Willy on Wartank- no, Willy on Wario-" ("Hey! Get offa me!" said Wario) "-and now he's Willy on wheels again. Alright, and the tree guy is Logan." Logan just growled. "So," said 3D, "what are your negotiations?" "We'll negotiate that YOU SURRENDER," said Logan, as an army of Sockpuppets surrounded the wikians. To Be Continued...

Dummmmmmy

Dummmmmmy (formerly known as A or Arceus Fan on Wikipedia) is a reformed spammer who spammed the MarioWiki, Fantendo, UnMarioWiki, wookiepedia, aqpedia, uncyclopedia, spamapedia, zelda wiki, wiki party, smash bros. wiki, and Userpedia. Later Dummmmmmy reformed from being a spammer and became a normal user,Dummmmmmy rules the humor team and is good at humour. His sprite is Arceus from the Pokémon series, and his username on Wikipedia is Arceus Fan.

The real Dummmmmmy

Nothing is known about the real life Dummmmmmy but is said to be surprising and completely different from him in the mariowiki.

He is not entirely a good user, and his history may be unknown.

Trivia

He was always going to be a good user. He just started as a vandal for some reason.
He learned who everybody is even before he joined.
His favorite pharse is YOU

Falcon Punch Energy Drink

The Falcon Punch Energy Drink, in all its glory.

The Falcon Punch Energy Drink was created by Master Lucario during the days of ScribbleWiki. Back then, it was what caused Captain Falcon to spam the Wiki. As a result, it was banned from all stores. Master Lucario has since altered the formula, and it is allowed in stores again.

The Falcon Punch Energy Drink supposedly gives the drinker enough energy to perform a Falcon Punch as powerful as Captain Falcon's, but this is merely a sales pitch. The drink sells well, and is very popular among the users of the Super Mario Wiki.

HMIG

HMIG= is a Real Life movie (which means there are human in it) made by Jaller2

Synopsis

Toa Metru drift toward the entrance with the background music I Like to Move It. The entrance closes, and are attacked by a vision. Jaller2 and Aipom are cleaning the road, HK-47 rebuilds the road, and Arenb guards the road. As matrix almost hits them, they dissapear into nothingness. Then something happens that is revealed in The War of Wars.

Cast

Toa Metru as themselves Jaller2 as himself HK-47 as himself ChanServ as herself Aipom as himself Arend as Aremb

Internet War of Ultimate Chaos

DO NOT EDIT! ONLY DUMMMMMMY CAN EDIT!

There were times when the mario wiki was at the edge of death, that time was called the: INTERNET WARS

chapter 1:new troll attack

There was a troll monitoring the A attack and the troll was one of Dummmmmmy's real life friends. He found humor in how A flamed Xzelion all over the wikis. He was mad when A chose to refrom. He spent his time ploting the attack. After dummmmmmy became more mature he was promoted to patroller. The wiki was defended from the inside-out when Max2 became a patroller after his real birthday. The wiki became more alarmed when Steve was sent to the spam vault by Dnera. Dummmmmmy then brought out a weapon illegal in the mariowiki adn shot dnera in the head. Somehow the spam valut was free. But there was a troll who came out and was not sent there before, in fact no one even heard of him. His name was B, dummmmmmy's shadow user. Dummmmmmy and B had a fight to the death and B one. Dummmmmmy was badly hurt but healed. The trolls were stopped but problems began after the security of the mario wiki was compromised.

chapter 2:Big internet

Right after the attack murzon explains that the internet universe is big and unsafe for some users. He tells about how some sites have malicious dragons who can kill even steve in a second. But the most memorible part is how he said that Willy on Wheels is still alive and must be taken down at all costs. Many users are disturbed and feel that the internet universe is unsafe for them. Many new users just give up and leave. Then a group run by porplemontage called homeland security is planning to invade WoW's own wiki and take him down. Many of users invade his wiki and try to attack him but his new wheels flip the patrollers into the most dangerous place on the internet, myspace. Users there who can handle it find it better then the mariowiki. Steve then contacts the wiki saying they are all right.

chapter 3:Road to the war

Still working on...

LilBooster

LilBooster is a Boo and a user in MW. He is a peace loving Boo and has many Friends. It is known that he can be a bit random sometimes. He loves to wear a wizard suit since he likes magic. His favorite food is Cookies. He secretly has Elvis-Like hair and also has a crush on Miss Magic Boo.

Madame Ronke

Ronké slashed Lady Boo-Ànn on the chest, leaving a symbol of their broken friendship.

(Since when Boos have chest?)

Mariowiki Chaos

3D

Is always lonely and sad, since he has no real friends

(That's mean dude)

Max2

Max2, unlike most users, can sense the purity of a heart. Some say this was by a chemical accident, but Max2 has stated himself that everyone could do it if their hearts were pure enough.

(coughMARYSUEcough)

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was a Real Life American recording artist, entertainer, and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. Referred to as the King of Pop in subsequent years, five of his solo studio albums have become some of the world's best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Thriller (1982), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995). He died on June 25, 2009 from a heart attack.

Before his death, he was not very popular in the Mario Wiki. He received several mentions in chat (where Black Hole Sun used to be a huge fan of) and was mentioned comics such as Friday Night Live and User Soup. Upon his death, a large talk about MJ took place in #mariowiki lasting a long period of time where Guiliant kept telling people that joined that MJ was dead. Soon, the talk became huge and Ryan (from Darkmyst) gave MJ his own channel where fans could talk about him. Soon, it became filled with flames. Amongst one of the people who despise MJ is Wayoshi. Master Lucario decided to make a proposal about giving Michael his own article in the Mario Wiki and several supported.

Quotes

“<Ryan> To be honest, I didn't care a lot about him. I got 7 texts/calls so I just created this channel for people to talk about his death, I honestly dont care.
<Moofle> RYAN YOU A**HOLE”
—Ryan and Moofle, #michael.jackson

Mountain of the Fire Bird

Mountain of the Fire Bird is a place where Moofles go to be alive. At least 50 Moofles travel here every summer. The area is a large mountain, surrounded by a forcefield that only Moofles and wildlife can go through. It's about a 2 mile hike up to the top of the mountain, and all those Moofles will not go unrewarded after their long hike; at the top is a spring and bar reserved for Moofles (and pigs on leap years.)

Porplemontage

Porplemontage was set up by the Kingpin and was forced into a plastic bin of acid. It shrunk his body, added two hands and mutated him. When him and the other Bureaucrats (his clones) were no use to Kingpin anymore he "got rid of him".

A statue of him stands in the middle of Gotham City.

Rainbow Jorge

Rainbow Jorges migrating as seen in the comic WTF Tales.

The Rainbow Jorge is an endangered animal-type creature (classified as a bird) commonly found in warm climates across the Wiki World. It was originally believed to be just a folktale but sometime in April 2009, Rainbow Jorge sightings kept being reported in the outskirts of New Wikisburg, MarioWiki and users soon began studying them. Rainbow Jorges are most often found in the south where it is warm, living in Mayan styled temples, located in a very large forest known as Needah-Nayme Forest. They roam around freely in their habitat. It is believed the Rainbow Jorges themselves built the temples they live in.

Every Winter, the cold season reaches their forest and Rainbow Jorges are forced to migrate North in large flocks scientifically called "Bargle Nawdle Zouss". Most often, the flocks of Rainbow Jorges will stay at Wikipedia or UnMario Wiki. Their names come from the fact they have a rainbow shirt and resemble the MarioWiki ex-sysop Paper Jorge. If provoked, a Rainbow Jorge may violently attack alone or with a flock. A Rainbow Jorge is unable to swim, as once their wings touch the water, the wings get wet and become heavy and slowly starts dragging them underwater to their death. It is estimated that 1,500 Rainbow Jorges die per year because of this.

Unlike most animals, Rainbow Jorges are capable of speech, however their language is not very advanced. They will only say several English or Spanish words however they most often only make an odd noise which sounds like "Dweeee!" A theory states that Rainbow Jorges learned speech many years ago from an user who was traveling in their forest and taught them several English and Spanish words and the RJs then passed on their newly learned language on.

Physical Appearance

A Rainbow Jorge somewhat looks like a mix between a human and a bird. These creatures have black hair on the top of their hair, large noses, brown eyes (some Rainbow Jorges have blue or black eyes) wings growing from their back and oddly enough, they have rainbow shirt, green pants, black shoes and even glasses, closely resembling Paper Jorge, as previously stated. An average Rainbow Jorge, in height, is about 4'9.

Diet

Rainbow Jorges will find food in the Needah-Nayme Forest growing from trees such as apples, pears and bananas. However, RJs mostly love snacks like potato chips, muffins and pizzas and loving and caring RJ-supporting users have planted Muffin Plants, Pizza Plants, Potato Chip Plants across their forest so the RJs can enjoy their snacks. Rainbow Jorges only need to consume two types of food a day to stay healthy. They store they unfinished meals in their temples, and will eat them later or have another Rainbow Jorge finish it.

Reproduction and Life Span

Usually, RJs only live up to the age of twenty-the oldest known Rainbow Jorge ever found was twenty three years old. As all RJs are genderless (but in writing, they are mostly referred to as male), they have an odd way of reproducing. When they reach the age of eighteen years old, eggs will begin appearing inside their wings. When the Rainbow Jorge reaches the age of twenty, the eggs will begin to hatch creating new baby RJs and the Rainbow Jorge will soon die. A newborn Rainbow Jorge is born without wings but will grow wings at the age of one or two.

Outside of Normal Habitat

Sometimes, Rainbow Jorges are captured and brought into Zoological Parks where they are fed pizzas and muffins and several other snacks. A Rainbow Jorge in a zoo is kept inside a large class cage so it doesn't fly away but it has a lot of room to fly freely with several other Rainbow Jorges. Some people can also keep Rainbow Jorges as pets and can train them. A rumor stated that one could marry a Rainbow Jorge if he or she lived in Wikipedia. This rumor was proven false when some odd noobish user attempted to marry a Rainbow Jorge but the marriage was denied.

As of July 4, 2009, Rainbow Jorges have now become a type of food sold in the MarioWiki, mainly in a branch of KFC called KFJ ("Kentucky Fried Jorge") started by Porplemontage. The most popular part of an RJ sold is the wing, as it tastes like a chicken except with a lemon and Pepsi type flavor. Due to this, RJs are now officially endangered species.

#paperchat

A Rainbow Jorge was found in #paperchat on June 17, 2009. This discovery attracted many users from the MarioWiki Channel. Soon, they discovered the Rainbow Jorge attempting to speak in English but failing and having grammar. Although the users tried teaching it English, users like Super-Yoshi and Master Lucario began teaching him inappropriate words which lead to others following. Soon, RJ began constructing sentences except with the inappropriate words and it soon was found hilarious and many more people came in and began playing around with the poor, confused Rainbow Jorge. After Jorge cleaned his mind a bit and made him forget the bad stuff, Mip II came in chat again and the two seemed to get along fine this time and befriended each other. Dman then named Rainbow Jorge Steve after Porplemontage and the name stayed. Most of the times the RJ now comes in #paperchat, he goes through some sort of brainwash and forgets the events of the previous day.

Late June 2009, the Rainbow Jorge from Paperchat's body was found covered in blood and was missing his wings. Authoroties studied the situation and discovered that several users and Heavy had gotten tired of his random blabbering and decided to kill him. The Medic cut off his wings with a chainsaw while Pyro cooked his wings and served them to users at a Chinese restaurant. DarkHero Sonic the Dark and the Heavy happily munched away to the wings and took the remaining wing on a trip to a camping trip. The rest of the wing was eaten. The body of the Rainbow Jorge remains in the Wikisburg Cementary.

Popular Culture

In the Userpedian comic WTF Tales by Paper Jorge, several Rainbow Jorges appear in the "Into a Moron's Mind" segment^[1]. This is the first time a Rainbow Jorge appears in the media-humorously, this comic was made before Rainbow Jorges were proven to be real and the comic depicts them as just living inside Paper Jorge's brain.
In the Userpedian game Super Smash Bros. Wiki, which is a fighting game, one of the characters (Paper Jorge) has a Final Smash in which he summons a whole army of Rainbow Jorges.
In the game Scribblewikinauts a Rainbow Jorge can be summoned. The Rainbow Jorge will dive into enemies-it can also help MikeScott fly in the air and uncover hidden secrets. It can be summoned by typing "Rainbow Jorge", "Rainbow", "RJ" or "Jorge".
A Rainbow Jorge appears in the Userpedian Fan Fiction The Resurrection of 132 more specifically in the chapter Name. Here, an RJ's job is to revive Jorge every time he gets shot in User Soup.

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